Because I Say So... Thursday, July 2 2009
IowaHawk...
iowahawk: Virgin-Americans Vow Fight Against Cap-and-Trade's Blood Sacrifice AmendmentHouse Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) defended the bill, saying that "it is critical that we do something immediately to show we are serious about solving this climate crisis. Without burnt offerings of taxes and virgins, Gaia will smite us all in her angry burning wrath. So let me just say to the corporate and virgin special interest groups -- don't come crying to us in 400 years, when our temperatures are up almost 1 degree celsius."
What is really funny about the above quote is that the-guy-at-work-who-shall-remain-nameless just asked me if it was a real Pelosi quote. That right there tells you a lot about how this government is perceived: You have to think for a moment...is it real or is it satire?

Because I Say So... Tuesday, June 30 2009
Quote of the Day...
The Nuance is giving me a Headache...Yesterday on Brett Baier's show, Mara Liason played Obama-apologist by claiming that Obama didn't really want Chavez crony Zelaya returned to power; he really wanted him deposed, and was happy with the outcome. However, she contended, he was displeased by the way it was accomplished, and furthermore, needed to say he supported the re-installation of Zelaya. Even though he didn't.
I thought words mattered?

Cap and Trade...
Glenn Beck said yesterday there were provisions in the bill that established national building codes based on CA "green codes" that all new houses would have to meet. Also, any old house sold would also have to be inspected by the federal code man and be updated to meet the new codes before it could be sold.
Fuck me! My house is 99 years old. The wall studs are cedar with bark on two sides in the oldest part of the house. Insulation is only in the areas I have renovated. I've got three visible roof structures up in the attic. Much of the electric wiring is the old style cloth covering. It would be cheaper for me to burn it to the ground and build again.

Because I Say So... Monday, June 29 2009
Headlines....
NKorea criticizes US missile defense for HawaiiOK, that makes sense...maybe Kimmy is looking for an Opology.Obama: Ouster of Honduras President Was an Illegal Coup
Castro and Chavez agree with him. Can m'Bonga be any more embarrassing?'Those Racist Assholes Killed Him': Michael Jackson's Death Considered in Harlem
Naturally. I demand reparations be paid to MJ fans...A critically-ill premature-born baby from Hamilton is all alone in a Buffalo, N.Y Hospital
Hows that Socialized Medicine working out for you, Canada?Unbelievable: Obama asking states to lie when counting jobs 'saved or created' by stim bill
Who is surprised? He's a marxist, Chicago thug.Obama: A Profile in Cowardice

Because I Say So... Sunday, June 28 2009
An Interesting Blueprint...
I'm finding this Honduras situation interesting.Mr. Zelaya, an ally of Venezuela's populist President Hugo Chavez, has been locked in an increasingly bitter battle with the rest of Honduras's political establishment, including members of his own party, over the president's plans to hold a referendum to scrap the constitution and potentially allow re-election, something currently barred under Honduran law.
Honduran SC and Honduras Congress tell the president something he is doing is illegal and unconstitutional.
Honduran president continues along anyway.
Honduran SC orders the military to throw him out of the country
Honduran Congress appoints a temp president until elections in November.
Obama joins Chavez and all the other leftists in support of ousted Honduran president.
That's a nice blueprint. Does our military have one way flights to Venezuela?
the Honduran Constitution:
Title VII, with two chapters, outlines the process of amending the constitution and sets forth the principle of constitutional inviolability. The constitution may be amended by the National Congress after a two-thirds vote of all its members in two consecutive regular annual sessions.
That is what Zelaya tried to bypass.
From Donald Sensing...
What people here don't understand is that the Honduran constitution specifies clear roles for the military in maintaining constitutional order and rule of law, including the administration of national balloting and enforcement of the strict provision of a single term for the president.
Constitutionally, the military had no choice but to refuse to administer the illegal referendum. Zelaya ordered the chief of the general staff to hold the referendum. He refused. Zelaya fired him, which was immediately ruled illegal by the supreme court. Zelaya refused to reinstate the general. Then the heads of the services promptly resigned in protest.
Last Thursday, Zelaya personally led a mob to the warehouse where the Venezuelan-supplied ballots were stored by the army. Taking them by force, Zelaya had his minions distribute them to polling places - also unconstitutional since only the military can administer polling.
Realizing a clear crisis was upon them, the court nullified Zelaya's office, as authorized by the constitution, and with the support of the entire government directed the army to remove Zelaya from office.
It has been entirely overlooked that the constitution requires the military to enforce the single-term law of the presidency.
The Honduran military has since the 1840s (just after the country's independence from Spain) been charged with enforcing civil law and order. In this sense the military forms the equivalent of the US Marshall Service and Honduran battalion commanders serve not only as strictly military commanders but as sheriffs of their districts.
This administration is a dangerous embarrassment.

Like a Rocket at .3 Lightspeed...
Hitting a nickel-Iron planet.My home desktop has Crashed.
Normal Bootup Freezes
Safemode Bootup Freezes
ERD Commander Bootup Freezes
Installation Disk Bootup Freezes before it gets anywhere useful.
Even a bootable USB freezes.
It's looking like a complete rebuild.
Not tonight.

Because I Say So... Saturday, June 27 2009
Zombie Pedophile Jokes...
Farah Fawcett died and went to heaven. God told her "I will grant you one wish for the exemplary life you've led before you enter into heaven." Farah thought for a moment and said "I wish all the children of the world would be safe." So god immediately killed Michael Jackson.Did you hear McDonald's is going to come out with a commemorate Michael Jackson burger. Its a 50 year old piece of meat between two 10 year old buns.
Did you hear about Michael Jackson's last will and testament? It seems that since his body is more plastic than flesh now, Michael Jackson's last wishes were to be melted down and turned into legos. That way children would play with him for a change.
Did you hear Michael Jackson died of food poisoning? Yeah. It seems he got it from eating 10 year old nuts.
What's the difference between a plastic grocery bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white and made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, the other carries groceries.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was the first man to do the moon walk, the other fucks boys.
Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!
Only in America can someone be born a poor black kid, and die a rich white woman.
The giant chain Wal Mart is having a sale honoring Michael Jackson's death,,,,
boys clothes half off.
Michael Jackson and David Carradine: If I told you one month ago that one was going to be found naked in a closet with a rope around his neck and genitals and one was going die of cardiac arrest, which way would you have voted?
On a scale of one to ten, how old is Michael Jackson's boyfriend?
Michael Jackson, the Pope and a bunch of kids are on a plane.
Suddenly the plane becomes out of control and is on course to crash.
"Here, there are two parachutes," said the Pope.
"What about the kids?" replied Wacko Jacko.
"Fuck the kids," said the Pope.
To this, Wacko Jacko said, "Have we got time?"
I just bought an expensive new car radio that is voice activated
When I shout "Soul", the radio starts playing "Soul music"
When I shout "Jazz", the radio starts playing "Jazz music"
"Some kids ran out in front of my car, I yelled at them "F%@king kids", the radio started playing Michael Jackson"
...and finally....
"Heeeeeeeree's Faaraaahh!!!"
"Heeeeeeeree's Miichaelll!!!"
St. Pete: "Damnit Ed-knock it off!"

Because I Say So... Friday, June 26 2009
50 Million without Health Insurance...
Harsanyi: How to lie with statistics45 percent of the uninsured are uninsured for four months or less.
Another portion of uninsured Americans already qualify for an existing government health insurance program — and government already controls 46 percent of spending on health care - for which they have not signed up.
The Urban Institute (hardly advocates of free-market fundamentalism) found that 25 percent of the uninsured qualify for some program.
Turns out that 8.4 million uninsured Americans are making $50,000 to $74,999 and 9.1 million more are making more than $75,000. Health insurance is just incompatible with their lifestyles.
27 percent of all adults in their 20s (many, I presume, without offspring) choose not to have health insurance.
...and this does not even note that 20 Million are illegal aliens

Because I Say So... Thursday, June 25 2009
Zombie Pedophile Dies....
and we'll have to hear about it for weeks.
It's Looking like bubbles in his self-injected Demerol fix. Retard.

Quote of the Day...
So we start this all over again and 'round and round' we go.All of which in my equation all but guarantees we are not on the verge of any meaningful recovery. Quite the opposite perhaps. The downward swirl of liberal policies continues to build on itself.
It is beyond debate that liberal policies have led to most of these dominoes that are now toppled. Liberalism in power has prevented this country from using much of our own energy. It has prevented the building of any refineries since before the days of Microsoft. It has prevented us from building nuclear power plants. It has dominated most production and labor policy for the Big Three automakers. It dictated that people who could not qualify for home mortgages should have access to them anyway.
Liberal cronies were in charge of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, which were liberal enterprises to begin with. Liberal government has run Michigan for decades.
In fact, liberals have been PROUD of all of these beliefs as they have fought these battles one by one. In the childlike mind of a liberal utopian, the dots just never connect. In reality, those dots always connect - and they connect long before most people can visualize the lines. Thus an economic meltdown that hit us with breathtaking speed.
And the Obama cure? More of the same. More quashing of America's energy complex. More government interference into labor. More government interference into lending. More government interference into healthcare. More changing of contract law. More taxes on business. More incentives not to work or pay your mortgage or invest. More and more and more government - all because we need to solve things that government screwed up to begin with.
Recovery? Maybe. Maybe not. But no time soon.
- American Thinker

Because I Say So... Tuesday, June 23 2009
Because I Say So... Monday, June 22 2009
Because I Say So... Sunday, June 21 2009
Comment of the Day...
Our kids took me out for ice cream after a rainy Father's Day cookout. In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream had a new flavor: "Barocky Road." Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and was denied as an ingredient when I asked. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow. The cost is $100.00 per scoop. When we purchased it was presented in a large beautiful waffle cone, but then the ice cream was taken away and given to the person in line behind me. I was left with an empty wallet and no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream. Was I stimulated? - sickinmass
Because I Say So... Saturday, June 20 2009
Thought for the Day...
Our Media has really hit rock bottom when I have to watch the BBC to get accurate stories about IRAN, rather than the sticky gushing of our Crap Media on m'Bongas trip to the ice-cream store with the kids to pick up doggie pops for Bo.Which also brings this to mind:
I hope the pResident got a sprinkle of nuts on his ice cream - he needs them.
The twitter feeds out of Iran are mesmerizing, but too much information is bad/wrong/hysterical.
This video of a young girl shot in the chest and dying as she stared into the camera should become the icon of this Revolution.
For a still from the video, run your mouse below to reveal a link. GRAPHIC PICTURE WARNING
Neda
Because I Say So... Friday, June 19 2009
Because I Say So... Thursday, June 18 2009
Oh My, What will m'Bonga Do?
North Korea Threatens to Launch Missile at HawaiiThere was a time that launching a missile at the US would have gotten a reaction other than a strongly-worded 0pology.

Because I Say So... Wednesday, June 17 2009
My Lucky Day...
Today is my 37th Anniversary.I have been informed by my wife how lucky I am.
Amazingly enough, for once I agree with her.
She's been with me when I was seriously hurt in a car accident.
She's been with me when I was arrested.
She's been with me when I was laid off.
She's been with me when I was diagnosed with diabetes.
She's been with me when I had a stroke.
I think she's bad luck.

Well Thanx...
The Obama administration last night detailed a series of proposals to involve the government more deeply in private markets...And the administration would increase its coordination with other nations to prevent businesses from migrating to less regulated venues.
So they're going to regulate and tax you to death, and make sure you can't get away from it.

Because I Say So... Tuesday, June 16 2009
Because I Say So... Monday, June 15 2009
You want to Worry.....
Here's something to worry about.
M'Bonga's plan: 20 Trillion in spending isn't that much when a trillion bucks is on par with Zimbabwe's money.


Because I Say So... Sunday, June 14 2009
Where the driver is from....
Where the driver is from..........One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York
One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago
One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston
One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone,brick on accelerator: California
With gun in lap: L.A.
Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy
One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle
One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonalds bag out the window:
Texas city male
One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed steadily at 70mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming around a blind curve, in which case they are on the left side of the road: Texas country male
One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove compartment: Texas female
Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly checking the rear-view mirror to watch for visible emissions from their own or another's car: Colorado
One hand on steering wheel, yelling obscenities, the other hand waving gun out the window and firing repeatedly, keeping a careful eye out for landmarks along the way so as to be able to come back and pick up any bullets that didn't hit other motorists so as not to litter: Colorado resident on spotting a car with Texas plate.
Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia male.
Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level, driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida "seasoned citizen" driver, also known as "no-see-um".
From Theo

Because I Say So... Friday, June 12 2009
Quote of the Day...
Why worry about an EMP attack?"So it wipes out your bank accounts.
What's in there? I mean, really. The average American household is
carrying $121,953 in personal debt. What would be so bad if something
goofy happened and all the meters got reset to zero? And Joe Schmoe's
credit card debt is as nothing compared to what the government's signed
him up for. . . . When I first heard about EMP a few years back, the
big worry was that in a split-second it would vaporize trillions of
dollars of wealth. From the perspective of 2009, vaporizing trillions
of dollars of debt has something to commend it." - Mark Styne

Obama to fire inspector general of AmeriCorps (m'Bonga's Brownshirts)
An inspector who is supposed to investigate scandals is being fired because he insists on investigating scandals!The White House is going ahead with firing Walpin. The firing
apparently stems from Walpin's investigation of a non-profit group, St.
HOPE Academy, run by Kevin Johnson, the former NBA star who is now
mayor of Sacramento, California (and a big Obama supporter).
"[Walpin] found that Johnson, a former all-star point guard for the Phoenix Suns,
had used AmeriCorps grants to pay volunteers to engage in school-board
political activities, run personal errands for Johnson and even wash
his car," the AP reports. In April, the U.S. attorney declined to file
any criminal charges in the matter and criticized Walpin's
investigation. But at the same time Johnson and St. HOPE agreed to
repay about half of the $850,000 it had received from AmeriCorps.
Bottom line: The AmeriCorps IG accuses prominent Obama supporter of
misusing AmeriCorps grant money. Prominent Obama supporter has to pay
back more than $400,000 of that grant money. Obama fires AmeriCorps IG.
And...
...Funding for the largest AmeriCorps program - the Teaching Fellows Program, run by the Research Foundation of the City University of New York - is in abeyance pending resolution of widespread problems identified in a recent audit. Although Walpin recommended that funding be curtailed and that previous funds (perhaps as much as $75 million) be repaid to the corporation, the corporation has said it will take no action on that matter.
Walpin concluded that nothing was being gained by the grants to CUNY and that the money was simply being used to subsidize an existing and funded program.
What we have here is a worthless fiasco of a pork-filled program that m'Bonga wants to expand. He can't afford to have someone competent investigating it, can we. Especially since ACORN is tied hand and glove with this thing. Note that these IG positions are congressional...the pResident Kenyan is supposed to apply to Congress if he wants an IG removed for cause...not call him up and tell him to resign within 24 hours.Update: Two More Fired and one on the edge...
He was appointed with fanfare as the public watchdog over the government's multi-billion dollar bailout of the nation's financial system. But now Neil Barofsky is embroiled in a dispute with the Obama administration that delayed one recent inquiry and sparked questions about his ability to freely investigate.
The disagreement stems from a claim by the Treasury Department that Barofsky is not entirely independent of the agency he is assigned to examine - a claim that has prompted a stern letter from a Republican senator warning that agency officials are encroaching on the integrity of an office created to protect taxpayers.
The dispute comes as Grassley, ranking Republican on the Senate Finance Committee, is looking into the abrupt firings within the last week of two other inspectors general - one of whom was fired by the White House and the other by the chair of the International Trade Commission.
Both inspectors general had investigated sensitive subjects at the time of their firings.
Grassley is now concerned about whether a pattern is emerging in which the independence of the government's top watchdogs - whose jobs were authorized by Congress to look out for waste, fraud and abuse - is being put at risk.

Because I Say So... Wednesday, June 10 2009
Comment of the Day...
So I SEE, suddenly it is no longer patriotic to dissent? Yep that's only when a republican is in office.I'm amazed that the saner leftists are not concerned with how fast and how little debate there is on these trillion dollar bills. Anyone remember the 14 month RUSH TO WAR?
What about the HOWLING over a 400 billion dollar deficit? Suddenly a 2000 billion dollar deficit is okey dokey?
Oh wait...remember when unemployment was at 4.5% but there were grave worries for the next four years? Now unemployment DOUBLE at 9.5% this is encouraging for the economy?
To be liberal is to be either a hypocrite or mentally ill.
- Jukinj3

Because I Say So... Monday, June 8 2009
Interesting Conversations...
Today on the phone:Hi this is Bud from Sloman's Shield...we have some people in the area, and...
No Thanx, Bud. I've got large dogs and guns.
Uh...
This weekend while at the mall:
Sir, are you Jewish. We have 7 ways to true peace as taught by the Rebbe Moshiach.
No. Are you guys Mormons?
No Sir, we're Jewish.
Are you sure? The only people I know that stop strangers to talk about inner peace are Hari Krishnas and Mormons.
At least the very obviously Hasidim got the joke...nice kids. I love it when my wife giggles.

Obamacare...
...coming to a house of horror near you.Obama: Euthanasia of the elderly may be necessary
If it comes to that, I'm taking a few with me.


Quotes of the Day...
"A liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own." - Rico"Hey, Obama has just nationalized nothing more and nothing less than General Motors. Comrade Obama! Fidel, careful or we are going to end up to his right," - Chavez
The union leaders say they are appalled that Democratic leaders are talking openly now about decimating government programs without first making a stand for bigger, broader tax hikes that could substantially offset budget cuts. - California Union Leaders

Because I Say So... Saturday, June 6 2009
D-Day...
World War II D-Day Invasion Orders
SUPREME HEADQUARTERS -ALLIED EXPEDITIONARY FORCE
Soldiers, Sailors and Airmen of the Allied Expeditionary Force!
You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months. The eyes of the world are upon you. The hopes and prayers of liberty-loving people everywhere march with you. In company with our brave Allies and brothers-in-arms on other Fronts, you will bring about the destruction of the German war machine, the elimination of Nazi tyranny over the oppressed peoples of Europe, and security for ourselves in a free world.
Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well trained, well equipped and battle-hardened. He will fight savagely.
But this is the year 1944! Much has happened since the Nazi triumphs of 1940-41. The United Nations have inflicted upon the Germans great defeats, in open battle, man-to-man. Our air offensive has seriously reduced their strength in the air and their capacity to wage war on the ground. Our Home Fronts have given us an overwhelming superiority in weapons and munitions of war, and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained fighting men. The tide has turned! The free men of the world are marching together to Victory!
I have full confidence in your courage, devotion to duty and skill in battle. We will accept nothing less than full Victory!
Good Luck! And let us all beseech the blessing of Almighty God upon this great and noble undertaking.

Because I Say So... Thursday, June 4 2009
Dildobama....
Head of State...
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