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Drinking beer makes men turn into women

You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems
irrefutable. Several months ago, scientists at Europe's annual human
reproduction conference suggested that the results of a recent analysis
revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, an suggested that men
should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that
drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were each fed six pints of beer within a
one-hour period. It was then observed that 100 per cent of the men
gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly
emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over
nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform sexually,
and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.