Joke of the Day...

TEXAS WOMEN

Three men were sitting together at a bar bragging about the women they had all recently married and how they each had given their new wives a list of their "wifely" duties.

The first man said he had married a Woman from Tennessee and had told her that she was going to have to do the dishes, prepare his favorite food and keep his house clean.

Well, it took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house with dishes and clothes all washed and a fine dinner cooked.

The second man said he had married a woman from Oklahoma . He, too said he had given his wife orders on her duties. He told her she had to cook great meals, keep his home spic and span, launder his clothes and hang them ironed and ready to wear in his closet each day.

Well, the first day he didn't see any results, either, but the next day things seemed to be better. And by the third day, he came home from work and saw the house was spotless, the dishes were done, his clothes were laundered and hung in the closet according to color and there was a wonderful dinner on the table and the tv tuned to his favorite sports show.

The third man said he had married a girl from Texas. He said he had told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, the dishes washed, their lawn mowed, his laundry washed
and dry cleaned and hot meals on the table for every meal.

He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little bit out of his left eye...at least enough to put a TV dinner in the microwave and load the dishwasher.