Today's celebrations...
Sheryl Crow - celebrated for being an incredible dick head.
Harry Reid - celebrated for being incredibly dickless.
John Edward - celebrated for having hair more interesting than he is.
CNN - celebrated for their coverage of Virginia Tech.
Muslims - celebrated for calling Ham a hate crime - Justin would not be pleased.
Alec Baldwin - celebrated for his parenting skills
Katie Couric - celebrated for her news anchor skills
Mayor Bloomberg - celebrated for his skills in sucking every last cent out of New Yorkers

Because I say so
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