Joke of the Day...
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blond came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten ?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.." She said that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car ?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." If you're not sure what a 710 is...
Here it is.
(Smirks) - a pal of mine had a blond girl friend. She was borrowing his Alfa GTV V6 & the oil light came on. So she phones him up & askes what to do. He explains how to test the oil level & if the oil were low (as you would never trust Italian electrics)which oil to put in it.
The level was in fact low & it took said blond girlfriend a huge amount of time to pour in suffient oil .... via the tube that the dipstick sits in!