We are from another galaxy in the process of joining with the Milky Way. The Milky Way is actually not our parent galaxy. The mystery of why the Milky Way has always been sideways in the night sky has never been answered -- until now.

We of the overarching Sagittarius Dwarf Elliptical Galaxy have finally come down next to, and even with the massively powerful spiral armed equatorial plane of the Milky Way Galaxy.

In our movement through space, our Earth has now fully begun to respond to the more powerful galactic energies and electro-gravitational bias of the massive Milky Way. We have reached the higher energy equatorial disc region of the massive spiral arm. We have now been "adopted" by a new system, a stronger and more powerful system, and we can expect changes on almost every level of energy.

I for one welcome our Dwarf Sagittarian Elliptical Overlords...which begs some questions.

I wonder what the immigration rules for the Milky Way are?
Is the earth analogous to bug filled flotsam filled washing up on a distant shore?
Can we catch diseases from the Milkywayians?
To whom (or what) do we protest our galaxy being eaten?
Are we just a tiny piece sucked along in some cosmic art work...does the artist even know we are here?
The Milky Way smells funny.
I'm tellin' you wippersnappers, things were pretty good back in the day...a man could stand tall in the Dwarf Galaxy. 

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