Joke of the Day...

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and the Hunchback of Notre
Dame were all talking one day.

Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the
most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the
world."

The Hunchback of Notre Dame said, "I absolutely have
to be the ugliest person in the world."

So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of
World Records to have their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking
deliriously happy. She proclaimed, "It's Official, I
am the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb went next and triumphantly emerged, stating,
"I am now officially the smallest person in the
world."

Sometime later, the Hunchback of Notre Dame came out
looking utterly confused and asks, "Who the fuck is
Rosie O'Donnell?"