Joke of the Day...

It's in the Bible*

During his sermon one Sunday, the local preacher told
his congregation that the entire range of human
experience could be found in the Bible. He
confidently stated, "If anything can happen to humans,
it is described somewhere in the Bible."

After the service, a woman came up to the preacher and
said, "Reverend, I don't think the Bible mentions
anything about PMS."

The preacher told the woman he was certain he could
find a reference to PMS somewhere in scripture.

During the following week, he searched diligently,
book-by-book, chapter-by-chapter and verse-by-verse.

On the following Sunday, the woman came up to him and
asked, "Did you find any references to PMS in the
Bible?"

The preacher smiled, opened his Bible and began to
read, "... And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to
Bethlehem."