That's OK, take your fucking time....

Husband Shoots Burglar During 911 Call....


Nobody believes you're being robbed until gunfire breaks out.

This reminds me of a joke.

A farmer calls his local cop shop to say that someone is breaking into his tool shed.  The cops tell him that they don't have anyone available to come to the farm but they'll send someone when they can.

1 minute later the farmer calls to tell the cops not to hurry, he just shot the guy.

2 minutes after that, 8 cops show up with guns drawn and capture the robber in the tool shed.

The cops complain to the farmer, "I thought you said you shot him?"

The farmer says, "I thought you said you had no one available to send".