Country and Western Songs....

She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
All My Exes Live in Texas
I Thought She Was Out Jogging, But She Was Running Around On Me
If the Phone Don't Ring, It's Me Not Calling You Up
All the Guys Who Turn Me On Turn Me Down
If Love were Oil, I'd be a Quart Low
Her Teeth were Stained, but her Heart was Pure
At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self-Service Pump
How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me?
I Wish I Were a Woman (So I Could Go Out With a Guy Like Me)
It Don't Feel Like Sinnin' To Me
I'm Gettin' Gray From Being Blue
If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?
I Sat Down On a Beartrap (Just This Morning)
Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
Heaven's Just A Sin Away
She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart
If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
Gave Her My Heart And a Diamond And She Clubbed Me With a Spade
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
Going to Hell in Your Heavenly Arms
There Ain't Enough Room in my Fruit of the Looms to Hold All My Lovin' for You
It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long
If Whiskey Were A Woman I'd Be Married For Sure
It Ain't Love But It Ain't Bad
I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
C'mon Down off the Stove, Granny, You're Too Old to Ride the Range
Don't Cry On My Shoulders Cause Your Rustin' My Spurs
Don't Run Through The Screen Door Honey You'll Only Strain Yourself
Forget the Night, Help Me Make It Through the Door
From The Indies To The Andes In His Undies
I Can't Love Your Body if Your Heart's Not In It
If Money Talks, It Ain't On Speaking Terms With Me
If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
I Just Couldn't Leave Her Behind Alone
I Just Fell In Something and I Sure Hope It's Love
I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield of Life
I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
I'm Sorry I Made You Cry, But At Least Your Face Is Cleaner
I Only Have Eyes For You, But Look What I've Got For Your Sister
My Sweet Tooth Says I Wanna, But My Wisdom Tooth Says No
Now I lay Me Down To Cheat
Peekin' Through the Knothole In Grandma's Wooden Leg
Since You Bought The Waterbed We've Slowly Drifted Apart