Glasgow Terrorist is Pinin' for the Sand Dunes....

C: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this terrorist what I received not 31 days ago from this very Airport.
O: Oh yes, the, uh, the Yellow Bellied Raghead...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?
C: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
O: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.
C: Look, matey, I know a dead terrorist when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
O: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable terrorist, the Yellow Bellied Raghead, idn'it, ay? Beautiful charring!
C: The charring don't enter into it. It's stone dead.
O: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
C: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up!
C: Ello, Mister Terrorist! I've got a lovely fresh porkchop for you if you show...
O: There, he moved!
C: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the hospital bed!
O: I never!!
C: Yes, you did!
O: I never, never did anything...

Customer butt-strokes the Yellow Bellied Raghead with his M4...

C: Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock prayer call!
C: Now that's what I call a dead terrorist.
O: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!
C: STUNNED?!?
O: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Yellow Bellied Ragheads stun easily, major.
C: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That terrorist is definitely deceased, and when I received it not 31 days ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged jihad.
O: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the sand dunes.
C: PININ' for the SAND DUNES?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im to the hospital?
O: The Yellow Bellied Raghead prefers kippin' on it's back! Remarkable terrorist, id'nit, squire? Lovely charring!
C: Look, I took the liberty of examining that terrorist when I got it to the hospital, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting in its SUV in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.
O: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that terrorist down, it would have nuzzled up to those Airport doors, bent 'em apart with its bare hands, and VOOM! Off to Allah!
C: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this terrorist wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!
O: No no! 'E's pining!
C: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This Jihadi is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker!  'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the SUV 'e'd be pushing up the Falafel!  'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig!  'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!  E's got 'is 72 raisins in the bucket right bleedin' now!

THIS IS AN EX-RAGHEAD!!

Ok enough, with apologies to Monty Python.