Joke(s) of the Day...
Joke #1
Two hunters are driving to go hunt bear, they drive past a sign that says "Bear Left", so they go home.
Okaaaay. All right then, try this one.Joke #2
Lots of folks can't understand how the US ran out of oil, but the answer is simple; nobody bothered to check the oil, and we didn't realize we were getting low. The reason for that is geographical: We keep the oil in Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, and Alaska, but all the dipsticks are in Washington, D.C.
BadaBing!!!Joke #3
Believe it or not,Texas actually named a city for a Mexican hitch-hiker.
El Paso.
Yikes! Ok, Ok.Joke #4
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, Miss Rogers asked for a show hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
First she called on Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied Miss Rogers. She then called on Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."
Miss Rogers responded, "Excellent, Michael!"
Then, she called on Little Billy.
"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she's pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, that's just fucking beautiful'"
Because I say so
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