Joke of the Day...
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating for more than a year and we decided to get married. There was
only one thing bothering me: her beautiful younger sister.
My sister-in-law-to-be was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts and usually went bra-less. One day she called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she told me she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She said she wanted to make love to me just once before I married her sister. Of course I was totally shocked and couldn't say a word. She said; "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom. if you want one last wild fling, come up and join me."
I was stunned as I watched her go up the stairs. At the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight out the front door to my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said; "We're so happy that you've passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
My sister-in-law-to-be was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts and usually went bra-less. One day she called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she told me she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She said she wanted to make love to me just once before I married her sister. Of course I was totally shocked and couldn't say a word. She said; "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom. if you want one last wild fling, come up and join me."
I was stunned as I watched her go up the stairs. At the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight out the front door to my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said; "We're so happy that you've passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
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