It never ends...

Darling Granddaughter: I have a date.

Doting Grandpa: Not on a school night you don't.

Darling Granddaughter: Rag, rag, rag, rag, rag, rag...(channeling her grandmother).

Doting Grandpa: OK, but be home by 9:30.

Darling Granddaughter: Rag, rag, rag, rag, rag, rag...(channeling her grandmother).

Doting Grandpa: Ok, 10:30 max, a minute longer and I go for my shotgun.

So the prospective datee gets lost on the way to the house and I have to give him directions. That didn't bode well for getting her home on time.

Anyway, he got her home within the limit. Obviously cleaning my shotgun when he came to pick her up helped.