Joke of the day...
Jose & Carlos are panhandlers...They panhandle
in different areas of town. Carlos panhandles
just as long as Jose, but only collects $2 to
$3 everyday.
Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills,
drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house
& has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos says to Jose 'I work just as long & hard
as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase
full of $10 bills everyday?'
Jose says, .....'Look at your sign, what does
it say'?
Carlos sign reads 'I have no work, a wife & 6
kids to support.'
Jose says ' No wonder you only get $2-3
dollars.'
Carlos says...'So what does your sign say'?
Jose shows Carlos his sign......It reads, 'I
only need another $10 to move back to Mexico.'
in different areas of town. Carlos panhandles
just as long as Jose, but only collects $2 to
$3 everyday.
Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills,
drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house
& has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos says to Jose 'I work just as long & hard
as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase
full of $10 bills everyday?'
Jose says, .....'Look at your sign, what does
it say'?
Carlos sign reads 'I have no work, a wife & 6
kids to support.'
Jose says ' No wonder you only get $2-3
dollars.'
Carlos says...'So what does your sign say'?
Jose shows Carlos his sign......It reads, 'I
only need another $10 to move back to Mexico.'
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