Joke of the Day...

Barack Obama is working the campaign trail and stops in an elementary school. The teacher proudly exhibits her pupils.

"Tommy, give us an example of a dependent clause," she says.

Tommy replies, "My cat has 3 kittens, all of whom are Democrats."

Obama is delighted. "Not only does this precocious child have a proper grasp of grammar, but he has developed a socio-political consciousness!"

He runs out, gathers all the newspaper & television reporters he can find, and returns a couple of days later.

"Tommy," he says, "tell us about your dear little cat."

Tommy stands up and says loudly, "My cat has 3 kittens, all of whom are educated Republicans."

Obama is shocked. "Two days ago you said they were Democrats!" he whined.

Tommy looked at him pityingly. "Last night they opened their eyes."

Another...

Why do Obama's eyes tear up whenever he sees the flag?

He's sensitive to smoke.

Another...

What's the difference between Barack Obama and Jesus Christ?

Obama's middle name really begins with 'H.'

Another...

Q: How do you know Obama is the Messiah?

A: He can raise the dead. Check the voters list.

Another...

Q. What do Obama and Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.