Joke of the Day...
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Johnny was uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he reluctantly replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret. He takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Johnny aside. "Is that really true about your father?"
"No", Little Johnny admitted, "He works for the Democratic Party National Committee, trying to get Barack Obama elected President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the class."
However, little Johnny was uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he reluctantly replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret. He takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Johnny aside. "Is that really true about your father?"
"No", Little Johnny admitted, "He works for the Democratic Party National Committee, trying to get Barack Obama elected President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the class."
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