It's the Fall Equinox in America...

...and I went shopping

If I was a Yurp I would have been sitting in a cafe complaining about America.

If I was a Beaner I would have been wading across the river to sneak into America.

If I was a Canuk, I would be shivering in front of a fire watching Hockey on a black and white TV.

If I was Asian, I'd be at work already.

If I was a Russki I'd be drunk.

If I was Italian I'd be making love to somebody else's wife.

If I was an Arab I'd be beating my wife or goat, whichever.

If I was from Haiti I would be scraping wallpaper glue off the wall to boil for dinner.

But I Aint...

I'm American, so I went shopping.