Joke of the Day...

A woman in a hot-air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

 The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97  minutes north latitude and 100 degrees,  49.09 minutes west longitude.

 "She rolled her eyes and said, "You must  be a Republican."

 "I am," replied the  man. "How did  you know?" 

 "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you  told me is technically correct.  But I have no idea what to do  with your information, and I'm still lost.  Frankly, you've not been much help to me." 

 The man smiled and r esponded, "You must be an Obama Democrat."

 "I am," replied the  balloonist. "How did you know?" 

 "Well," said the man,  "you don't know where you  are or where you are going..  You've  risen  to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air.  You made  a promise you have no  idea how to keep,  and you expect me to solve your problem.  You're in exactly the same  position you were in  before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."