Zombie Pedophile Jokes...

Farah Fawcett died and went to heaven. God told her "I will grant you one wish for the exemplary life you've led before you enter into heaven." Farah thought for a moment and said "I wish all the children of the world would be safe." So god immediately killed Michael Jackson.

Did you hear McDonald's is going to come out with a commemorate Michael Jackson burger. Its a 50 year old piece of meat between two 10 year old buns.

Did you hear about Michael Jackson's last will and testament? It seems that since his body is more plastic than flesh now, Michael Jackson's last wishes were to be melted down and turned into legos. That way children would play with him for a change.

Did you hear Michael Jackson died of food poisoning? Yeah. It seems he got it from eating 10 year old nuts.

What's the difference between a plastic grocery bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white and made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, the other carries groceries.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was the first man to do the moon walk, the other fucks boys.

Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!

Only in America can someone be born a poor black kid, and die a rich white woman.

The giant chain Wal Mart is having a sale honoring Michael Jackson's death,,,,
boys clothes half off.

Michael Jackson and David Carradine:  If I told you one month ago that one was going to be found naked in a closet with a rope around his neck and genitals and one was going die of cardiac arrest, which way would you have voted?

On a scale of one to ten, how old is Michael Jackson's boyfriend?

Michael Jackson, the Pope and a bunch of kids are on a plane.
Suddenly the plane becomes out of control and is on course to crash.
"Here, there are two parachutes," said the Pope.
"What about the kids?" replied Wacko Jacko.
"Fuck the kids," said the Pope.
To this, Wacko Jacko said, "Have we got time?"

I just bought an expensive new car radio that is voice activated
When I shout "Soul", the radio starts playing "Soul music"
When I shout "Jazz", the radio starts playing "Jazz music"
"Some kids ran out in front of my car, I yelled at them "F%@king kids", the radio started playing Michael Jackson"

...and finally....

"Heeeeeeeree's Faaraaahh!!!"
"Heeeeeeeree's Miichaelll!!!"
St. Pete: "Damnit Ed-knock it off!"