Joke of the Day...

A U.S. Marine squad was patrolling north of Kabul when they came upon an Taliban, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Mullah Omar was a miserable lowlife, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy was a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk."

"So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, ugly, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? So does Barak Obama!"

"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when this truck hit us."