Socialism in a Nutshell...
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Dad: Hey, son, go mow the lawn and you get $15.
Kid: Great, dad!
(Kid mows lawn)
Kid: All finished, dad. Can I have my money now?
Dad: Here ya go!
(Kid counts money)
Kid: Hey, there's only $5 here!
Dad: Well, it started out as $15, but you have to spread the wealth son. I gave $5 each to your friends, Jamal and Jose. Don't you feel good?
Kid: No, those two are lazy assholes. Jamal steals other kid's lunches and Jose can't even speak English.
Dad: Well, we have to take "from each according to his means" and give "to each according to his needs". That's the way the system works.
Kid: What system is that?
Dad: Socialism.
Kid: Socialism sucks ass.
Dad: (Laughing) Absolutely right. Now that you've learned that, here's your other $10.
Kid: You didn't give it to Jamal or Jose?
Dad: Hell no... why would I give money to those lazy pukes?
Dad: Hey, son, go mow the lawn and you get $15.
Kid: Great, dad!
(Kid mows lawn)
Kid: All finished, dad. Can I have my money now?
Dad: Here ya go!
(Kid counts money)
Kid: Hey, there's only $5 here!
Dad: Well, it started out as $15, but you have to spread the wealth son. I gave $5 each to your friends, Jamal and Jose. Don't you feel good?
Kid: No, those two are lazy assholes. Jamal steals other kid's lunches and Jose can't even speak English.
Dad: Well, we have to take "from each according to his means" and give "to each according to his needs". That's the way the system works.
Kid: What system is that?
Dad: Socialism.
Kid: Socialism sucks ass.
Dad: (Laughing) Absolutely right. Now that you've learned that, here's your other $10.
Kid: You didn't give it to Jamal or Jose?
Dad: Hell no... why would I give money to those lazy pukes?
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