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Just how filthy is the Obama White House?
Just how filthy is the Obama White House?
We know the current President treats America's enemies with the utmost respect, and bows happily before Muslim royals and Emperors of countries that waged war upon the US. So, it's no surprise he'd treat a peaceful, benevolent ally of the United States, and all democracies, such as the Dalai Llama with such disrespect.
Forcing this man to leave via the garbage chute, like he was livestock, an actual llama, is mortifying.
Which door do William Ayers, Jeremiah Wright, Oprah, Bertha Lewis (ACORN), and the head of the SEIU use when they come and go from the White House?
If anyone deserves to be thrown out with the garbage, it's these people. NOT the Dalai Llama.
Of course there were two other routes to the press pool that were shorter and a more comfortable trip for an old guy with flip-flops than to track thru ice and garbage - with cameras watching. This had to be done on purpose for the Chinese. And of course m'Bonga is a Muslim and they hate Buddhists.
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This may be a little difficult to read. It's a screen shot from a Reuters article that was quickly pulled at the White House's request. Bastards.
This may be a little difficult to read. It's a screen shot from a Reuters article that was quickly pulled at the White House's request. Bastards.
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Hit F11 on your Keyboard for a Bit...
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Hit F11 on your Keyboard for a Bit...
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Americans don't give a shit about Global Warming.
m'Bonga would rather be a one-term President
Man caught in Airport with 44 lizards in pants
Bin Laden still Dead
Rape victim gets 101 lashes for becoming pregnant during the assault (Bangladesh)
...and now the Freedom Burqa
Americans don't give a shit about Global Warming.
m'Bonga would rather be a one-term President
Man caught in Airport with 44 lizards in pants
Bin Laden still Dead
Rape victim gets 101 lashes for becoming pregnant during the assault (Bangladesh)
...and now the Freedom Burqa
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British UFO reports Triple in 2009
Them little dorks never listen to me. I told them to be discrete. I for one welcome our little green masters...They've got to be better than what we've got in Washington now.
British UFO reports Triple in 2009
Them little dorks never listen to me. I told them to be discrete. I for one welcome our little green masters...They've got to be better than what we've got in Washington now.
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The jihadi who ran this...you remember.
The four Blackwater agents were transporting supplies for a catering company when they were ambushed and killed by gunfire and grenades. Insurgents burned the bodies and dragged them through the city. They hanged two of the bodies on a bridge over the Euphrates River for the world press to photograph.Intelligence sources identified Abed as the ringleader, but he had evaded capture until September
...finally gets captured. And the SEALs who grabbed him are getting a court martial cuz the dirtbag has a split lip.
Navy SEALs have secretly captured one of the most wanted terrorists in Iraq - the alleged mastermind of the murder and mutilation of four Blackwater USA security guards in Fallujah in 2004. And three of the SEALs who captured him are now facing criminal charges, sources told FoxNews.com.
The three, all members of the Navy's elite commando unit, have refused non-judicial punishment - called a captain's mast - and have requested a trial by court-martial.
Ahmed Hashim Abed, whom the military code-named "Objective Amber," told investigators he was punched by his captors - and he had the bloody lip to prove it.
Now, instead of being lauded for bringing to justice a high-value target, three of the SEAL commandos, all enlisted, face assault charges and have retained lawyers.
The jihadi who ran this...you remember.
The four Blackwater agents were transporting supplies for a catering company when they were ambushed and killed by gunfire and grenades. Insurgents burned the bodies and dragged them through the city. They hanged two of the bodies on a bridge over the Euphrates River for the world press to photograph.Intelligence sources identified Abed as the ringleader, but he had evaded capture until September
...finally gets captured. And the SEALs who grabbed him are getting a court martial cuz the dirtbag has a split lip.
Navy SEALs have secretly captured one of the most wanted terrorists in Iraq - the alleged mastermind of the murder and mutilation of four Blackwater USA security guards in Fallujah in 2004. And three of the SEALs who captured him are now facing criminal charges, sources told FoxNews.com.
The three, all members of the Navy's elite commando unit, have refused non-judicial punishment - called a captain's mast - and have requested a trial by court-martial.
Ahmed Hashim Abed, whom the military code-named "Objective Amber," told investigators he was punched by his captors - and he had the bloody lip to prove it.
Now, instead of being lauded for bringing to justice a high-value target, three of the SEAL commandos, all enlisted, face assault charges and have retained lawyers.
Pile this on top of the Army's failure to short-stop the Fort Hood killings due to the same PC attitudes, m'Bonga's trial of KSM in NYC for a good ol' Bush Bash, and you wonder why anyone would join up now-a-days. There used to be the opportunity to serve your country, and kill bad guys...mostly kill bad guys, and now you can get a court for punching a murderous prick. I can see why Beck is discouraging re-enlistments, altho I don't agree.
When I went into the service in '68, my WWII combat vet Dad offered me some advice. "Kill them all, come home safe, and worry about it when you have grandchildren." Good Advice.
Having been young, stupid, and enlisted, I would had a hard time being the target of some government supported PC attack on how I did my job.
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...You won't see this.
In Texas, however...
Attributed to that guy at work who prefers that I take whatever heat there is.
...You won't see this.
In Texas, however...
Attributed to that guy at work who prefers that I take whatever heat there is.
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iowahawk: Headline Roundup
iowahawk: Headline Roundup
INEVITABLY, ANOTHER SOLDIER SNAPS
Distraught pacifist conscientious objector tormented by horrors of war, as far as you know.
Newsroom experts: stress, violence, stupidity, tragedy a way of life for GIs
Former M*A*S*H stars say it's finally time to disarm the military
Hollywood insiders: Sean Penn early favorite for lead in planned Oliver Stone biopic
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Maxine on Universal Health Care !!
While discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care Program with my sister-in-law the other day, I think we have found the solution. I am sure you have heard the ideas that if you're a senior you need to suck it up and give up the idea that you need any health care. A new hip? Unheard of. We simply can't afford to take care of you anymore. You don't need any medications for your high blood pressure, diabetes, heart problems, etc. Let's take care of the young people. After all, they will be ruling the world very soon.
So here is the solution. When you turn 70, you get a gun and 3 bullets. You are allowed to shoot one senator and 2 representatives.
Of course, you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head and all the health care you need! New teeth, great! Need glasses, no problem! New hip, knee, kidney, lung, heart? Well, bring it on. And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. And, since you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income tax.
Maxine on Universal Health Care !!
While discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care Program with my sister-in-law the other day, I think we have found the solution. I am sure you have heard the ideas that if you're a senior you need to suck it up and give up the idea that you need any health care. A new hip? Unheard of. We simply can't afford to take care of you anymore. You don't need any medications for your high blood pressure, diabetes, heart problems, etc. Let's take care of the young people. After all, they will be ruling the world very soon.
So here is the solution. When you turn 70, you get a gun and 3 bullets. You are allowed to shoot one senator and 2 representatives.
Of course, you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head and all the health care you need! New teeth, great! Need glasses, no problem! New hip, knee, kidney, lung, heart? Well, bring it on. And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. And, since you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income tax.
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Fido, a.k.a. the climate criminal
Some climate-change activists would take your dog away -- and spend trillions on other efforts -- rather than come up with solutions that could actually work to offset carbon levels.
By Jonah Goldberg
The government cannot have my dog.
Don't tell that to the authors of the new book, "Time to Eat the Dog?: The Real Guide to Sustainable Living." The authors calculate that dog owning is much worse than SUV driving for the planet. So when you see a car heading to the dog park with some very happy labs drooling out the window, you should think "climate criminals."
Meanwhile, in less surprising news, cats (long known as the handmaidens of Satan) have roughly the ecological paw print of a Volkswagen Golf.
Fido, a.k.a. the climate criminal
Some climate-change activists would take your dog away -- and spend trillions on other efforts -- rather than come up with solutions that could actually work to offset carbon levels.
By Jonah Goldberg
The government cannot have my dog.
Don't tell that to the authors of the new book, "Time to Eat the Dog?: The Real Guide to Sustainable Living." The authors calculate that dog owning is much worse than SUV driving for the planet. So when you see a car heading to the dog park with some very happy labs drooling out the window, you should think "climate criminals."
Meanwhile, in less surprising news, cats (long known as the handmaidens of Satan) have roughly the ecological paw print of a Volkswagen Golf.
I may be expendable, but the Mooch Stays
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pResident m'Bonga
Even the Times calls that Absurd.
But the DNC thinks if you are not deliriously happy you must be a Republican who supports terrorists. The Media, of course, loves it.
pResident m'Bonga
Even the Times calls that Absurd.
But the DNC thinks if you are not deliriously happy you must be a Republican who supports terrorists. The Media, of course, loves it.
I would laugh out loud if this wasn't so sad. The first thing that occurred to me was a cold-war era satire of some third-world glorious leader getting ranked the best tennis player in his country along with being the best sheep shearer...and handsomest man, and prettiest woman, and the smartest, bestest, etc, everything.
pResident m'Bonga has broken new ground here. Nominations for potential winners of the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize ended on February 1. The president took office only 12 days earlier on January 20.
Let's take a look at the president's first 12 days in the White House according to his public schedule to see what he did to deserve a Nobel Peace Prize:
January 20: Sworn in as president. Went to a parade. Partied.
January 21: Asked bureaucrats to re-write guidelines for information requests. Held an "open house" party at the White House.
January 22: Signed Executive Orders: Executive Branch workers to take ethics pledge; re-affirmed Army Field Manual techniques for interrogations; expressed desire to close Gitmo (how's that working out?)
January 23: Ordered the release of federal funding to pay for abortions in foreign countries. Lunch with Joe Biden; met with Tim Geithner.
January 24: Budget meeting with economic team.
January 25: Skipped church.
January 26: Gave speech about jobs and energy. Met with Hillary Clinton. Attended Geithner's swearing in ceremony.
January 27: Met with Republicans. Spoke at a clock tower in Ohio.
January 28: Economic meetings in the morning, met with Defense secretary in the afternoon.
January 29: Signed Ledbetter Bill overturning Supreme Court decision on lawsuits over wages. Party in the State Room. Met with Biden.
January 30: Met economic advisers. Gave speech on Middle Class Working Families Task Force. Met with senior enlisted military officials.
January 31: Took the day off.
February 1: Skipped church. Threw a Super Bowl party.
So there you have it. The short path to the Nobel Peace Prize: Party, go to meetings, skip church, release federal funding to pay for abortions in foreign countries, party some more.
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Update: As m'Bonga did two good things today, I thought I would be a bit easier on him.
(1) Direct Presidential orders sent a SEAL team into Somalia to remove a high profile target, and (2) he called Kanye West a jackass.
Moon River, wider than a mile,
I'm crossing you in style some day.
Oh, dream maker, you heart breaker,
wherever you're going I'm going your way.
Two drifters off to see the world.
There's such a lot of world to see.
We're after the same rainbow's end--
waiting 'round the bend,
my huckleberry friend,
Moon River and me.
Update: As m'Bonga did two good things today, I thought I would be a bit easier on him.
(1) Direct Presidential orders sent a SEAL team into Somalia to remove a high profile target, and (2) he called Kanye West a jackass.
Moon River, wider than a mile,
I'm crossing you in style some day.
Oh, dream maker, you heart breaker,
wherever you're going I'm going your way.
Two drifters off to see the world.
There's such a lot of world to see.
We're after the same rainbow's end--
waiting 'round the bend,
my huckleberry friend,
Moon River and me.
Many Americans See Old Enemies As Friends - Defensively Speaking
In first place in terms of countries America should assist is Canada. Seventy-eight percent (78%) favor aiding our northern neighbor in the event of an attack, and just 16% disagree.
Next comes Great Britain, but then it's been more than two centuries since America fought its way free of the Mother Country. Seventy-three percent (73%) think the United States should provide military help for Britain if it is attacked, but nearly one-in-five Americans (18%) are against such assistance.
53% of Americans believe the United States should provide military assistance to Germany if it is attacked. Thirty-three percent (33%) disagree, and 14% aren't sure.
Japan did a little worse but still came in sixth. Forty-six percent (46%) say America should provide assistance to the island nation if it is attacked, but 41% oppose such aid. Thirteen percent (13%) are undecided.
France, America's ally in World II against the Axis powers of Germany and Japan, doesn't fare quite as well now. Forty-five percent (45%) say U.S. military assistance should go to France if it is attacked, putting it at seventh.
Vietnam placed 13th, with just 19% saying the United States should provide it military assistance and 64% against any such help. Sixteen percent (16%) are not sure. Twenty-one percent (21%) think Vietnam is a U.S. ally, while the identical number (21%) say the Southeast Asian nation is an enemy. For nearly half of Americans (47%), Vietnam falls somewhere in between an ally and an enemy,
In first place in terms of countries America should assist is Canada. Seventy-eight percent (78%) favor aiding our northern neighbor in the event of an attack, and just 16% disagree.
Next comes Great Britain, but then it's been more than two centuries since America fought its way free of the Mother Country. Seventy-three percent (73%) think the United States should provide military help for Britain if it is attacked, but nearly one-in-five Americans (18%) are against such assistance.
Oddly 18% of Americans are IrishTied for third are Mexico and Israel, each with 59% support in the event of an attack. Twenty-eight percent (28%) oppose helping our neighbor to the south, and 13% are unsure. Similarly, 29% don't think American should help Israel militarily, while 12% are undecided.
53% of Americans believe the United States should provide military assistance to Germany if it is attacked. Thirty-three percent (33%) disagree, and 14% aren't sure.
Japan did a little worse but still came in sixth. Forty-six percent (46%) say America should provide assistance to the island nation if it is attacked, but 41% oppose such aid. Thirteen percent (13%) are undecided.
France, America's ally in World II against the Axis powers of Germany and Japan, doesn't fare quite as well now. Forty-five percent (45%) say U.S. military assistance should go to France if it is attacked, putting it at seventh.
Vietnam placed 13th, with just 19% saying the United States should provide it military assistance and 64% against any such help. Sixteen percent (16%) are not sure. Twenty-one percent (21%) think Vietnam is a U.S. ally, while the identical number (21%) say the Southeast Asian nation is an enemy. For nearly half of Americans (47%), Vietnam falls somewhere in between an ally and an enemy,
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Armed Revolution! Are you "in or out"?
Armed Revolution! Are you "in or out"?
All the fun stuff happens when I am too old to participate.
Thanks to Mr FreeMarket
Pennsylvania Man Accidentally Fires Cannonball Into Neighbor's House
The Four Rules
1. All firearms are always loaded
2. Never let the muzzle of a firearm point at anything you are not willing to destroy
3. Keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot
4. Be sure of your target and what is behind it
The Four Rules
1. All firearms are always loaded
2. Never let the muzzle of a firearm point at anything you are not willing to destroy
3. Keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot
4. Be sure of your target and what is behind it
He broke rule 4. A ricochet will result if your backstop, as in this case, is unsuitable.
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m'Bonga's Health Plan Organizational Chart...
Comment of the day, from Ace
* Note, also, that when people complain about HMOs and insurers, their primary complaint is not that their HMO or insurer is too generous and too willing to cover expensive treatments and drugs. It's the opposite, of course. And yet here is Obama proposing that insurers reduce their willingness to pay for treatment, as some kind of "solution."
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m'Bonga's Health Plan Organizational Chart...
Comment of the day, from Ace
* Note, also, that when people complain about HMOs and insurers, their primary complaint is not that their HMO or insurer is too generous and too willing to cover expensive treatments and drugs. It's the opposite, of course. And yet here is Obama proposing that insurers reduce their willingness to pay for treatment, as some kind of "solution."
...What comes after a trillion
Names of LARGE and small Numbers - million, billion, trillion, quadrillion, ... | millionth, billionth, trillionth, quadrillionth
Names of LARGE and small Numbers - million, billion, trillion, quadrillion, ... | millionth, billionth, trillionth, quadrillionth
Shhhhh...quadrillion, quintillion, sextillion, septillion, and on and on
iowahawk: Virgin-Americans Vow Fight Against Cap-and-Trade's Blood Sacrifice Amendment
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) defended the bill, saying that "it is critical that we do something immediately to show we are serious about solving this climate crisis. Without burnt offerings of taxes and virgins, Gaia will smite us all in her angry burning wrath. So let me just say to the corporate and virgin special interest groups -- don't come crying to us in 400 years, when our temperatures are up almost 1 degree celsius."
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) defended the bill, saying that "it is critical that we do something immediately to show we are serious about solving this climate crisis. Without burnt offerings of taxes and virgins, Gaia will smite us all in her angry burning wrath. So let me just say to the corporate and virgin special interest groups -- don't come crying to us in 400 years, when our temperatures are up almost 1 degree celsius."
What is really funny about the above quote is that the-guy-at-work-who-shall-remain-nameless just asked me if it was a real Pelosi quote. That right there tells you a lot about how this government is perceived: You have to think for a moment...is it real or is it satire?
NKorea criticizes US missile defense for Hawaii
OK, that makes sense...maybe Kimmy is looking for an Opology.Obama: Ouster of Honduras President Was an Illegal Coup
Castro and Chavez agree with him. Can m'Bonga be any more embarrassing?'Those Racist Assholes Killed Him': Michael Jackson's Death Considered in Harlem
Naturally. I demand reparations be paid to MJ fans...A critically-ill premature-born baby from Hamilton is all alone in a Buffalo, N.Y Hospital
Hows that Socialized Medicine working out for you, Canada?Unbelievable: Obama asking states to lie when counting jobs 'saved or created' by stim bill
Who is surprised? He's a marxist, Chicago thug.Obama: A Profile in Cowardice
Today on the phone:
Hi this is Bud from Sloman's Shield...we have some people in the area, and...
No Thanx, Bud. I've got large dogs and guns.
Uh...
This weekend while at the mall:
Sir, are you Jewish. We have 7 ways to true peace as taught by the Rebbe Moshiach.
No. Are you guys Mormons?
No Sir, we're Jewish.
Are you sure? The only people I know that stop strangers to talk about inner peace are Hari Krishnas and Mormons.
Hi this is Bud from Sloman's Shield...we have some people in the area, and...
No Thanx, Bud. I've got large dogs and guns.
Uh...
This weekend while at the mall:
Sir, are you Jewish. We have 7 ways to true peace as taught by the Rebbe Moshiach.
No. Are you guys Mormons?
No Sir, we're Jewish.
Are you sure? The only people I know that stop strangers to talk about inner peace are Hari Krishnas and Mormons.
At least the very obviously Hasidim got the joke...nice kids. I love it when my wife giggles.
Head of State...
$29.95 - Stimulate the Economy
$29.95 - Stimulate the Economy
