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I note that some reviews were fixated on the destruction of the earth (death by garbage), and the de-evolution of the human race (American types only shown)...altho the fatties aren't slow to show courage when it's needed.
They never mention the eager return to earth by the fatties and the end credit history of reclaiming the planet. Some people are just too blinded by ideology to just relax and enjoy the story.
WALL-E himself is pretty timid, keeps running over his pet cockroach, and EVE shoots first and never checks the results. Gotta love it.
It was worth seeing.
My only question. At the beginning of the movie, it shows many of the giant resort ships being launched, but only one was visited by WALL-E. While each ship holds what seems to be 10s of thousands, I wonder if the remaining ships will ever return to Earth...or if they even still exist.
Here's the news: we know that war is horrible, brutal, and sometimes makes people do bad things. Big, fat duh. What we want to see is how people rise above that, and go on to do great and wonderful things.
The premise of Stop-Loss is that a kid comes home, is promised that he won't have to go back to Iraq, and then is told that circumstances have changed, and he has to go back again anyway. So he has this huge internal struggle of whether or not to become a draft-dodger, all covered with a large dollop of Injustice and another of It's All Bush's Fault. (There, I just saved you $20.) I saw the trailer, and The Mrs. and I turned to each other at the end, and said, in unison, "No."
As I watched the whiny little prick taking shit from his girlfriend about going back, all I could think about was the boys from Easy Company (the Band of Brothers) in the 101 PIR, who went off to war in 1942, and never saw home again till 1946. How's that for a rotation?
The End.
Gross: $80 million in the first week alone.
Told in an 'interviews with survivors' form, the book covers the initial outbreaks in China thru the 'end' of the war. The end was problematical...there are still 'white' zones around the world, and feral zombies can pop up anywhere. The world lost 2/3s of it's population to zombie re-generation before we learned how to fight back collectively.
Naturally it got my fever'd brain working over-time.
I've got the shotguns and weapons necessary for immediate safety, and I know how to kill zombies having read the authors previous book - The Zombie Survival Guide. We even have an immediate family rally-point that is defensible...Bowman's Tower on the Delaware River. The questionnaire on the website is not as sanguine...only giving me a 40% chance of survival.
My problems is what do I do when I finally run out of ammo? They estimate 200 million zacks in the US alone...a bit much for even my ammo stash.
I need to git me a titanium crow bar or a heavy-duty machete.
I figure eventually we'd head west. Most of the zombies will be following their food source fleeing north (Zombies freeze solid in winter - Canada will be very popular)).
I need to find a castle-type structure near a food source in a rural area.
Barbara Cunningham
Honorary United States Marine
James Wagner, who everybody called "Daddy Wags", died 5 years ago, he used to run the biggest Marine Corps birthday at 10th and Oregon Avenue at Cookies Tavern. The
baton has been passed to me, I now run the outside of the Marine Corps birthday, I also run the toys for tots program and all our toys go to children of the 3rd Batallion, 13th Marines. This tattoo is in honor of Wags. It's a wreath, it says "Wags" at the bottom and USMC across the top.
There are only 126 honorary Marines, I'm one of them, it's a great honor.
One of my former students, a master of many parts, has his new book out ...and a slide show in Newsweek.
I bought it Saturday Night and finished it Sunday.
I was not disappointed in the ending at all...I thought it was an absolutely perfect ending for the series. I don't understand the disappointment of some readers...the ending was exciting and excellent.
The mid-parts of the book were a bit long as the main three, with various and sundry helpers, search for the Horcruxes...search - trouble - search - yikes - search - RUN - search - capture...escape...search...etc...for what takes months and months in real time. Somewhat conveniently Voldemort is out of the country on a search of his own. Perhaps seven Horcruxes was too big a number. We had already seen 2 destroyed...the diary and whatever blackened Dumbledor's hand, so 5 more needed to be accounted for...including a search for what had destroyed Dumbledor. This took a bit too long.
Several characters were given the opportunity to destroy the Horcruxes, but at the end of course, it came down to Harry and Tom Riddle.
There were several sub-arcs. The Deathly Hallows turns out to be percolating thru the books since the beginning, and the final key to Riddle's eventual fate...and Harry finds out more about his ancestors thru the Hallows. Love matches are made and finalized. Dombledor's history is reveled. Honorable characters commit betrayal, several formerly evil characters are saved thru feelings of remorse and love, neutral characters take sides, secret histories are reveled. Some well known characters don't make it, some gentle characters exhibit extreme violence when pushed too far, and some timid types reach the summit of bravery and honor. I don't recall any loose ends other than no further exploration of Snape's last admonition to Harry to speak his curses without actually saying them. Some people are complaining about the epilogue...I would have been disappointed not knowing the fates of those who survived that last battle.
I liked it very much. Your mileage may vary.
Many horrible spoilers after the jump...
Outstanding movie
I had been given the graphic novel by my son last fall, and I kept up with all the little snippets of the movie (and the making of it) on the Web. The final cut is much better than just watching disassociated pieces.
My lady wife went with me. The deal has always been that if she goes to an action movie with me, then I have to go to a chick flick with her. This action movie will be worth whatever nightmare she drags me to the next time.
There are scenes in the movie that were not in the graphic novel, and vice versa...just enough to keep you guessing. I also think the the recent brouhaha by the progressives that this movie is a metaphor for the War on Terror is just typical leftist fuzzy thinking. The good guys and bad guys are very clearly drawn. It is a story about honor and courage, as drawn in a comic book, and not a metaphor for our times.
Just like that chick flick Titanic that she dragged me to, we know how it ends. The politics of it are hidden in the mists of time, but certain facts remain that the comic was faithful to.
7000 Greeks from many cities under the leadership of the Spartan King held up the Persian advance long enough for the rest of the Greek city states to prepare for invasion. They held a narrow gap between the mountains and the sea which was the quick route into southern Greece from were Xerxes landed his troops. The Greeks were betrayed and their leader sent all but 300 Spartans (and several other small groups) to safety and to spread the word. The Spartans were all killed (save 3* which are not mentioned in this story). What truly happened there is only known secondhand...all the Greek allies that stayed to fight were killed.
No mention is made of the sea battle at Salamis a few weeks later which really ended the Persian invasion. Without control of the sea, Xerxes could not support his army. His remaining land forces were destroyed by the Greeks several months later as noted in the movie.
The Spartans are seen as honorable, courageous, and, I think, a bit single minded. I also think the story treats the Persians pretty well. They are seen to be as courageous as the Greeks. The biggest contrast, of course, is between the two kings...The earthy Leonidas and the androgynous Xerxes. Their parlay is wonderful theater.
The cinematography is along the style of Sin City - with fewer locations. It was adapted from a graphic novel after all. It seemed like a short movie, and (except for the scenes not in the comic) had a minimum of dialog.
Do not expect true historical accuracy...expect an excellent remake of a story you already know. The politics of the time would fill a tome...but even so, some will fight when there is no hope because that is better than to live as slaves. Not every Greek city-state of the time agreed, and some submitted to the Persians.
...Still, if you will not fight for the right when you can easily win without bloodshed, and still yet if you will not fight when your victory will be sure and not so costly, you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you, and only a precarious chance for survival. There may be a worse case. You may have to fight when there is no chance of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves. - Winston Churchill
The 15 yard gap between the mountains and the sea where the ancient coast road ran is no longer there...the sediment deposits pushing the sea back a mile or two...enough room for a modern highway. Monuments tight against the hills show where the battle was fought and lost.
*One was sent as a messenger to another city and returned too late to join in the final battle. He committed suicide in shame. Two were blinded and sent to the rear. One of those returned to the battle and was killed. The other made it to Sparta and was shamed as a coward.
Update:
Tiberius has re-written the script to meet Liberal approval....
There is no way they would applaud this movie as written. To meet
liberal approval, it would have to be re-written to portray Xerxes as a
MLK-like figure trying to bring racial justice and diversity to the
world by saving the deluded Greeks from the "yoke" of Patriarchy and
Western Civilization that they had been tricked into supporting by the
evil Bushitleras...who is in turns both a stuttering retard and a
diabolical mastermind and talks like he's from Texas....and his elite
mercenary army, the Halliburtonite warriors, led by Bushitleras's
trusted lieutenants Cheneyopulas and Rumsfeldos. Bushilteras and his
Halliburtonite warriors, after many gratuitous atrocities on innocent
brown and black people, will hole up in a impregnable position, and
actually put Xerxes in danger of being defeated until a Greek named
Mcainites sees how he's been betrayed by Bushitleras and shows Xerxes a
hidden path that will enable him to out-flank and destroy the
Halliburtonite warriors. Bushitleras will be taken alive after he flees
and leaves the others to thier fate, and grovel and plead before Xerxes
for his life. Xerxes will, of course, answer his pleas and then die
tragically when he foolishly turns his back on Bushitleras long enough
for him to pull out a hidden dagger and back-stab him. Xerxes's
bodyguards will cut him down on the spot, then Xerxes will give his
dying speech about the perils of Patriarchy and the evil of Western
civilization and die while cradled in the arms of Mcainites, who had
become his gay lover.
Update: Iranian official lashes out at Hollywood movie "300" for insulting
Persian civilization
Betty Paige has finally shown up in Roswell, Texas.
Great comic, you should check it out.
This medium length book is a scholarly yet practical look at one of the greatest hidden dangers of our times. It is a seminal 247 pages that covers the discovery of the Solanum virus thru practical techniques of avoidance and combat, and preparedness. Learning how to recognize the threat is worth the price of the book alone. I particularly liked the discussion of recorded Zombie attacks reaching from 60,000 BC in Katanda, Central Africa to the near present of 2002 AD in the Virgin Islands.140-41 AD, Thamugani, Numidia (Algeria) Six small outbreaks among desert nomads were recorded by Luciuis Valerius Strabo, Roman governor of the province. All outbreaks were crushed by two cohorts from the III Augusta Legionary base. Total zombies dispatched: 134. Roman casualties: 5. Other than the official report, a private journal entry by an army engineer records a significant discovery. A local family remained imprisoned in their home for at least twelve days while the savage creatures scratched and clawed fruitlessly at their bolted doors and windows. After we dispatched the filth and rescued the family, their manner looked near to insane. From what we could gather, the wails of the beasts, day after day, night after night, proved to be a merciless form of torture. This is the first known recognition of psychological damage caused by a zombie attack. All six incidents, given their chronological proximity, make a credible case for one or more ghouls from earlier attacks "surviving" long enough to reinfect a population.
This book dispels many myths about the zombie, and delves deep into the physiological implications of the damage caused by the virus. Also, a wide range of weapons are discussed, modern and ancient, that have been used to dispatch the creatures….not all of them were useful. I only take issue with the author on one weapon. He recommends the 30" titanium crowbar. While I agree that it is half the weight of steel and nearly half again as strong, I believe that it is too brittle to stand up to long term use.The best bludgeon is a crowbar. Its curved, semi sharpened edge also allows for a stabbing motion through the eye socket, directly into the brain case. More than one survivor has reported killing zombies in this manner. Another benefit of the crowbar is that it may be necessary to pry open a door, shift a heavy object, or perform other tasks for which it was designed. None of these functions can be accomplished with any of the previously mentioned items. Even lighter and more durable than the steel crowbar is the titanium model, now trickling into Western markets from Eastern Europe and the former Soviet Union. The last few pages of the book are given over to a convenient "Outbreak Journal". This has areas for you to record suspicious events for early detection and advance preparation.
I could not recommend this book more. While zombie attacks are rare in the western world, they are still documented a few times a year. Zombies are easy to kill, but one must be able to recognize what you see, and be prepared to do what must be done. This book will certainly help you with that.If you like this book, you might also try World War Z or the new Walking Dead, Vol 5.
Well, you know the rest.
I'm reading Desert War by Australian Alan Moorehead. First published as the African Trilogy in 1944. Moorehead (1910-1986) was the pre-eminent uniformed British war coorespondent of his day. His reporting spanned the Spanish Civil War thru VE day and he was no stranger to combat, preferring (unlike his collegue Hemingway) to spend as much time with the front line troops as possible. This book covers his experiences in the Middle East, North Africa, Inda, England, and the US from 1940 thru 1943. The overwhelming majority of the time he was up with the troops in the desert.
I find his prose a bit dated for my taste, reading sometimes like a travelog. Understandable in a time before television when authors needed to paint a picture for their readers. A good book by an author with a decidedly gingoistic bent with more than a touch of wartime propaganda thrown in. Which brings me to my point.....
Getting a few months off to bring his young family to safety in Canada, he is able to make a short trip to New York to try and understand how these strange Americans are reacting to the world war they lately (it's November 1942) find themselves in. One short section rang bells....
Everywhere I went people seemed to be gripped by the same sense of irritation and frustration. It made no difference whether you talked to a cab driver on Fifth Avenue or a businessman just in from the Middle West. They were in the war but not of it. They were beginning to suffer the discomforts of the war without seeing any definite result. The papers were full of war talk and the streets full of slogans, but where was the action? Where was the money going? Production was coming along fine, but what happened to all the thousands of tanks and guns and jeeps? Why didn't somebody use them? Were the Russians the only people who could fight?
...But the ugly, unthinkable thing that nobody dared mention was beginning to creep into the back of people's minds. Did the nation really want to fight? Were not the Germans and the Japs really better soldiers? Look what was happening on Guadalcanal....
The leadership was wrong. Washington was a hell's kitchen of double-dealing politicians and war profiteers. 'Washington'...was the place where rogues bribed one another to get government contracts, where foreigners intrigued, where men bought themselves out of active service, where fools and incompetents were falling over on another in every government department. American boys were paying with their lives for the mistakes made in the White House. The navy was at loggerheads with the army. The draft was crooked. The whole thing was crooked and there was no firm direction anywhere.
Emphasis mine.
Look familiar? And this was the begining of the 'good war' fought by the 'greatest generation'. ...the more they stay the same.
By 15 June, 234,720 National Guardsmen had been summoned, and 150,000 were already assembled. From his surplus of regular army officers on half pay, Napoleon assigned many to train the National Guard up to regular army standards. He well remembered how, at La fere-Champenoise in 1814, a division of these untrained men had blundered into the entire Allied army. The division assumed a square formation and fought a stubborn retreat for sixteen miles, assailed by almost the whole of the Allied cavalry, 20,000 horsemen. The Guards were only compelled to surrender when the entire Russian and Prussian Guard infantry blocked them and reduced them by cannon fire.Here is another more detailed account:
At dawn on the 25th, then, the allied Grand Army turned to the right-about, while Bluecher’s men marched joyfully on the parallel road from Chalons. Near La Fere-Champenoise, on that day, a cloud of Russian and Austrian horse harassed Marmont’s and Mortier’s corps, and took 2,500 prisoners and fifty cannon. Further to the north, Bluecher’s Cossacks swooped on a division of 4,500 men, mostly National Guards, that guarded a large convoy. Stoutly the French formed in squares, and beat them off again and again. Thereupon Colonel Hudson Lowe rode away southwards, to beg reinforcements from Wrede’s Bavarians. They, too, failed to break that indomitable infantry. The 180 wagons had to be left behind; but the recruits plodded on, and seemed likely to break through to Marmont, when the Czar came on the scene. At once he ordered up artillery, riddled their ranks with grapeshot, and when their commander, Pacthod, still refused to surrender, threatened to overwhelm their battered squares by the cavalry of his Guard. Pacthod thereupon ordered his square to surrender. Another band also grounded arms; but the men in the last square fought on, reckless of life, and were beaten down by a whirlwind of sabring, stabbing horsemen, whose fury the generous Czar vainly strove to curb. “I blushed for my very nature as a man,” wrote Colonel Lowe, “at witnessing this scene of carnage.” The day was glorious for France, but it cost her, in all, more than 5,000 killed and wounded, 4,000 prisoners, and 80 cannon, besides the provisions and stores designed for Napoleon’s army. Nothing but the wreck of Marmont’s and Mortier’s corps, about 12,000 men in all, now barred the road to Paris. Meeting with no serious resistance, the allies crossed the Marne at Meaux, and on the 29th reached Bondy, within striking distance of the French capital.The French weren't always wimps.
