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Barack Obama aide: Why Winnie the Pooh should shape US foreign policy - Telegraph

I thought this was the Chicago Way...

Malone: You said you wanted to get Capone. Do you really wanna get him? You see what I'm saying is, what are you prepared to do?
Ness: Anything and everything in my power.
Malone: And *then* what are you prepared to do? If you open the can on these worms you must be prepared to go all the way because they're not gonna give up the fight until one of you is dead.
Ness: How do you do it then?
Malone: You wanna know how you do it? Here's how, they pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone! Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that?
Ness: I have sworn to capture this man with all legal powers at my disposal and I will do so.
Malone: Well, the Lord hates a coward. Do you know what a blood oath is, Mr. Ness?
Ness: Yes.
Malone: Good, 'cause you just took one.

My wife was talking over the side fence today with our 101 year old neighbor Jenny when something caught her eye. Walking out from along side of our shed came two black kids. The shed is in the back corner of our yard 90 feet from the street. They started walking toward her, the mooch started barking (he was outside), and at that very instant two prowlers pulled up, nabbed the kids, patted them down, and hauled them away. Apparently they had been searching the neighborhood for them after something went down at the A&P over in Seaside - about three miles away. The kids must have been skipping thru back yards trying to avoid the police...and walked right into them. I've got to get out of New Jersey.

An F-14 training in South Jersey fired 40 rounds of something (probably 20mm) into the roof and parking lot of the Little Egg Harbor elementary school. No one was hurt. WTF?